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GeeksNow - Schwag most people just don't get provides humor and "geek" gear for our customers to confuse the masses with.

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GeeksNow Logo Gear

GeeksNow Logo Gear
Support GeeksNow by sporting our logo - Special Low Prices Since You'll Be Our Billboard!

RTFM Gear

RTFM Gear
GeeksNow knows the pain of working with "L"users that don't do for themselves, show them the benefits of doing the basics!

More Issues Gear

More Issues Gear
Do you have "More issues than a magazine rack"? Warn the public with this fine gear!

Supreme Court Legalized Corporate Theft

Supreme Court Legalized Corporate Theft
The US Supreme Court legalized corporate theft of private property on June 23, 2005. Let them know how you feel about the loss of the fifth ammendment.

Storm Chaser Funnel Cloud

Storm Chaser Funnel Cloud
Storm Chaser "Warning" Symbol Gear with Photographic Funnel Cloud.

Storm Chaser Gear

Storm Chaser Gear
Storm Chaser Gear

Anti-DMCA Gear

Anti-DMCA Gear
The Digital Millenium Copyright Act is taking away your right to fair use. Tell the world you are against it!

Hacktivism Gear

Hacktivism Gear
GeeksNow supports Hacktivism - Fork the norm!

Dirty F'n Hacker Club Gear

Dirty F'n Hacker Club Gear
Dirty F'n Hacker Club Gear - EST 1976

Screw the RIAA Gear

Screw the RIAA Gear
Simple and Blunt, The RIAA needs to know how we feel - 10% of all proceeds will be donated to the EFF.

True Love?

True Love?
When I said "I love you" ... I lied

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Dirty Filthy Whore Wear

Dirty Filthy Whore Wear
Nothing gets free drinks and attention like a t-shirt that teases - grab the guys attention with this interesting gear!

Adults Only For the Gals

Adults Only For the Gals
Dirty clothes - and they haven't even been worn! This section is just for the ladies!

Adults Only for the Guys

Adults Only for the Guys
Dirty clothes - and they haven't even been worn! This section is just for the fellas!
Mend Her Large Poster
Mend Her Large Poster
$24.99
Mend Her Postcards (Package of 8)
Mend Her Postcards (Package of 8)
$7.99
Mend Her Mousepad
Mend Her Mousepad
$11.99
Mend Her 14 x 10 Print
Mend Her 14 x 10 Print
$39.99
Not a Sheep XML comliant sweatshirt
Not a Sheep XML comliant sweatshirt
$34.99
'tupid 'tupid Hoodie
'tupid 'tupid Hoodie
$39.99
Jr. Spaghetti Tank - 'tupid 'tupid...
Jr. Spaghetti Tank - 'tupid 'tupid...
$17.99
Women's T-Shirt - 'tupid 'tupid dum dum
Women's T-Shirt - 'tupid 'tupid dum dum
$15.99
Jr. Jersey Tee - Chronic Underachieve
Jr. Jersey Tee - Chronic Underachieve
$19.99
Long Sleeve T-Shirt - Not a Sheep XML
Long Sleeve T-Shirt - Not a Sheep XML
$22.99
Ash Grey T-Shirt - I'd Rather
Ash Grey T-Shirt - I'd Rather
$15.99
Think For Yourself White Tee Shirt
Think For Yourself White Tee Shirt
$15.99
Chronic Underachiever Baseball Jersey
Chronic Underachiever Baseball Jersey
$17.99
I'd Rather Be... Fitted Tee
I'd Rather Be... Fitted Tee
$16.99
Not a Sheep XML Compliant GEEK Tee
Not a Sheep XML Compliant GEEK Tee
$20.99
Jr Retro - I'd Rather Be Insulting You
Jr Retro - I'd Rather Be Insulting You
$19.99
I'd Rather Be Insulting You - Jersey
I'd Rather Be Insulting You - Jersey
$19.99
White T-Shirt Chronic Underachiever
White T-Shirt Chronic Underachiever
$15.99
Jr. Jersey Tee 'Tupid 'Tupid Dum Dum
Jr. Jersey Tee 'Tupid 'Tupid Dum Dum
$20.99
Think For Yourself Hoody
Think For Yourself Hoody
$39.95
Not a Sheep XML Compliant GEEK Mug (Larg
Not a Sheep XML Compliant GEEK Mug (Larg
$12.99
I'd Rathe Be Insulting you Small Mug
I'd Rathe Be Insulting you Small Mug
$11.99
Think For Yourself Mousepad
Think For Yourself Mousepad
$12.99
Messenger Bag
Messenger Bag
$19.99




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